Sending Confirmation E-Mail - Sent
Sending E-Mail to DADD (Dad's Against Daughters Dating) - Sent
Sending E-Mail to CIA - Sent
Sending E-Mail to NSA - Sent
Sending E-Mail to FBI - Sent
Sending E-Mail to US Marshall Service - Sent
Sending E-Mail to Uncle Guido - Sent
Thank you for your interest. Please allow 4 to 6 years for processing. We will notify you in writing if you are approved. Please do not try to call or write. If you do attempt any communication before your application is approved, automatic disqualification will result.
If your application is rejected, you will be notified by Uncle Guido's men wearing black suits and carrying violin cases. (You might want to watch your back.)